Just read this and feel it. These are the best one liners I have read so far. Keep going and enjoy blogging!!!
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Some of them are really that provoking, save it for a relaxed afternoon.
Some of them are really that provoking, save it for a relaxed afternoon.
- Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left.
- Do you have trouble making up your mind? Well, yes or no?
- Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more(friendship or money)
- Death is hereditary.
- An expert is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.
- Many things can be preserved in alcohol. Dignity is not one of them.
- When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
- Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
- Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
- Experience is what a comb gives you after you lose your hair.
- Well done is better than well said.
- Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make them when nobody is looking.
- They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.
- I like work. It fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.
- Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives.
- I have a drinking problem - I can't afford it.
- Good girls go to heaven. Bad girls go anywhere!
- Love thy neighbour, but be sure her husband is away.
- Drink 'til she's cute, but stop before the wedding.
- I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
- When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
- Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
- If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
- Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.
- I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
- Join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them.
- For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
- Skill is successfully walking a tightrope over Niagara Falls.
- Intelligence is not trying.
